I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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