Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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