1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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