Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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