Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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