so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He shit in the fireplace
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