THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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