yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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