what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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