1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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