ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
