is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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