the condom got lost in my hair
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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