I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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