There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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