So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
My pussy is not your playground.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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