: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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