My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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