I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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