do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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