Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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