she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Randomize
