Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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