Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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