Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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