I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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