doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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