Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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