A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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