Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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