Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
please come you make the beer taste better
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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