like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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