so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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