I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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