its not stalking. its research.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
