People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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