I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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