and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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