WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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