I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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