Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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