If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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