Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
