Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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