Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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