the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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