I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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