Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
