I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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