More tranny stories later!
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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