she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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